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Online Kinky Sex Quiz

I was browsing through my archives a couple of days ago, just doing a little housekeeping on my backup hard drive when I stumbled across the results of an online (kinky) sex survey Alanna and I did a few years ago.
Out of curiosity I copied and pasted the web address into my browser and yes! The site is still up and working, with new and even kinkier questions no less.

For some of you more adventurous types it could be a really good way of finding out what makes your better half tick. Let's be honest, even couples who have been together for years may be having secret fantasies but lack the courage to bring them up in a regular intimate conversation.
It took me years (and a particularly torrid sex session) to finally blurt out to Alanna that I wanted to fuck her in the ass, but when I did she surprised me with a "yes" and then told me she'd been thinking about it for a while, doh! And yes for you hopefuls, there is a whole section on anal sex in the quiz.

So, here is how it works:
You can either take the test together or separately, together is great if you have a very open dialog, or are already pretty heavily into the kinky side of things. The other option requires you to add nicknames for yourselves, plus seperate email addresses.
One of you takes the test and the site sends an email with a short (customizable) message to your partner, along with the link to the test. They complete the test (unaware of your answers) and the results are compared. Only compatible results are shown, for instance if you answer "yes" to a question about seeing her take on three Guys but she answers that question with a "no" then the question and corresponding answers will not show up in the results.
Did I explain that clearly? Lol.

Ok, so out of personal preference we take the test separately, I just did it the other evening & now have to wait for Alanna to complete it, my fingers are crossed that she continues to move further into her darkest desires. One thing is for sure, she surprised me with her answers in the BDSM section.

So go on and take the leap, the worst thing that can happen is that your partner will be able to confirm that yes, you are a pervert!

Here is the link to the site, to put your mind at rest it is not pop up hell and my virus scanner detected no malware or harmful browser hijackers, also your email inbox won't be flooded with spam.

Mojo Upgrade: Interactive Sex Quiz

Here is a link to the questions contained in the Quiz.

Mojo Sex Quiz: Questions

Just for fun, here are the results of the quiz we took way back in 2013, hard to believe it's been that long!
Feel free to share highlights of your quiz answers via the comments section, we'd love to hear from you. We'll be sure to post our latest results for comparison.
Cheers,

Mike.

Feb 2nd 2017


Your Findings:
Good news! Both of you have finished the survey.
Here are the results of the survey. 
Remember, don't judge your partner (because no one should be shamed for what they like), and make sure that all your activities are safe, sane and consensual. Have fun kids!

The Basics and then Some

Activities	Mike's Response		Alanna's Response
have longer teasing and foreplay sessions with Alanna	Yes		We already do that
take pictures of Alanna	We already do that		Yes
take pictures of Mike	If my partner is interested		Yes
strip or give a lap dance to Mike	Yes		If my partner is interested
use mirrors while having sex	We already do that		Yes
be woken up with sex or oral sex by Mike	We already do that		If my partner is interested
watch Alanna masturbate	We already do that		Yes
watch Mike masturbate	We already do that		Yes
show Alanna how I like something from porn scene	Yes		If my partner is interested
show Mike how I like something from porn scene	Yes		We already do that
thrust my penis between Alanna's breasts		We already do that		Yes
listen to romantic music while having sex		If my partner is interested		Yes
listen to more aggressive (rap/rock) music while having sex		If my partner is interested		Yes
mutually masturbate		If my partner is interested		Yes
be rougher in sex towards Alanna		If my partner is interested		Yes
be rougher in sex towards Mike		If my partner is interested		Yes
swallow Mike's cum		Yes		If my partner is interested
cum over Alanna's breasts/neck (pearl necklace)		Yes		Yes
cum over Alanna's face (facial)		Yes		Yes

Playing with Toys

Activities	Mike's Response	Alanna's Response
use a butt plug while having sex with Alanna	Yes	Yes

B.D.S.M.

Activities	Mike's Response	Alanna's Response
blindfold Alanna	We already do that	Yes
blindfold Mike	We already do that	Yes
use restraints on Alanna	We already do that	Yes
use restraints on Mike	We already do that	Yes
pull Alanna's hair	If my partner is interested	Yes
use a riding crop on Alanna	We already do that	Yes
use a riding crop on Mike	If my partner is interested	Yes
spank Alanna with toys (whip/paddle)	We already do that	Yes
spank Mike with toys (whip/paddle)	If my partner is interested	Yes
have Alanna be submissive and worship one of my body parts	We already do that	Yes
have Mike be submissive and worship one of my body parts	We already do that	Yes
be submissive for Alanna	If my partner is interested	Yes
be submissive for Mike	If my partner is interested	Yes
roleplay rape Alanna	If my partner is interested	Yes
command and deny orgasms for Mike	If my partner is interested	Yes
wear a chastity belt for Alanna	If my partner is interested	Yes

Anal Play

Activities	Mike's Response	Alanna's Response
anally penetrate Alanna	Yes	We already do that
double penetrate Alanna with Mike and a toy	Yes	We already do that
peg Mike with a strap-on	Yes	Yes

Group and Public Fun

Activities	Mike's Response	Alanna's Response
fondle Alanna in a public setting (restaurant/theater)	Yes	Yes
fondle Mike in a public setting (restaurant/theater)	Yes	Yes
double penetration by your Mike and another man	Yes	Yes
triple penetration by your Mike two other men	Yes	Yes
have sex in the woods or in a park	If my partner is interested	If my partner is interested
have sex monogamously with other couples (don't touch other couples)	Yes	If my partner is interested
include more than two men in sex	Yes	If my partner is interested
go to a pleasure resort with Alanna	Yes	If my partner is interested

Other Fetishes

Activities	Mike's Response	Alanna's Response
suck semen out of Alanna's vagina or anus after sex (felching)	We already do that	Yes

Back in The Saddle Again?

Well, its been quite a while.

Since we dabbled in any Hotwifing activities that is, I switched to a new medication that pretty much killed my libido. "So what"? You may say, surely that's even more reason for Alanna to indulge herself in the company of other men would be your argument. Well I can't really disagree but bless her she has abstained despite my efforts to encourage her. She figures that if I can't then she won't or something like that, but I digress.

During our daily hot tub dip this morning she nonchalantly informed me that she had been sexting with James and really wanted to get back together with him either alone or for a threesome sometime this weekend.
Well, despite my low libido I of course readily agreed, I mean why would I want to turn down that opportunity?
So I asked her to text him & set something up, I know she has been wanting to try a DP for quite a while now and yeah, the thought of her riding me while he fucks her in the ass gets me very hard.

Needless to say I'll take my trusty Go-pro knock off to record the event.

Fingers crossed!

Mike.
November 2016

In Praise of Older Women.

Boyhood Fantasies of Older Women Left a Lifelong Impression on Me.

 You know I was thinking about it the other day & I came to the realisation that I've always had a thing about older, more mature Women.
I think it started when I was as young as 11 years old and just becoming aware of how much fun it was to play with myself. I have a clear memory of going to the birthday party of a classmate, Sally. Her sister who I'd never met was there, she was in her late teens, ok not exactly mature I know but definitely way more mature than Sally. She was wearing a tight clingy sweater which clung to what looked to be the most amazing breasts, it made a big impression on me for sure.

 In my mid teens I was always fond of the old seventies song "Summer ( the first time)" sung by Bobby Goldsboro and still listen to it today. If you are not familiar with it, it apparently documents his own first sexual experience as a seventeen year old with a thirty one year old Woman. Sadly in my case (in retrospect) this is not going to be one of those seduced by a Cougar stories. I didn't lose my virginity to a hot divorcee in her thirties or forties, but of course today I know from first hand experience via my own Hotwife just how downright slutty those older "soccer mom" women can be. Therefore proving my teenage theories regarding mature ladies, damn if I could live my life over..

 When I was a horny 17 years old, I started an apprenticeship in an engineering company and again have distinct memories of the Women there, sure there was one younger girl in particular who had a great ass and was really attractive but I was drawn to the older ladies in the front office.

  Christine was probably in her mid forties, attractive and a great body, one day while cleaning up a stockroom along with 3 other apprentices she stopped by to check on progress. She was wearing a tight pencil skirt and low cut top, exposing plenty of cleavage. I was on a step stool & was looking straight down, staring at her (very nice) rack. She looked at me and smiled, I'm pretty sure she knew that I along with the 3 other apprentices were checking her out and she played into over the next few minutes. Sure I fantasized about her "breaking me in", for a long time afterwards (usually with my dick in my hand), it was a moment in time that helped to shape my appreciation of more mature Women.

 Another Woman, Judy, was also a real looker with a great body, again in her forties, the rumour mill was that she was cheating on her husband by fucking the CEO of the company, rather aptly she was his personal assistant. The rumour was also that her husband was quite aware and was ok with it, something I would find out much later in life is called cuckolding.

 Over the years that appreciation has not diminished, sure young women in their twenties and thirties are fun to look at and I can totally respect their looks and bodies. But to this day there is just something in the way that attractive, confident older ladies carry themselves that makes them so much more alluring to me. On a recent trip to the Caribbean despite the never ending daily procession of young beach bodies the women who made the lasting impression were in their middle years, like I said earlier, attractive, confident and really well put together, so what's not to like?

Mike.

Just What Is It With Single Guys?

"Hey what about the weekly updates you promised"?
Ok, yeah I got it, woefully neglectful of my weekly blog update and all I can offer right now is a re-hash of a little rant I published on a swingers website a year or two ago.

To freshen it up a bit I injected a few lighter moments along with a section containing a small sample of recently received emails from would be playmates. They are particularly noteworthy either because the hopeful sender was just a little too short or long on words, or in some cases really weird. If you just happen to be reading this and see a familiar looking note, don't be offended, it's just our warped sense of humour. Rest assured we're not laughing at you but laughing with you 😊

Our track record for actually hooking up and doing the horizontal tango is pretty abysmal it has to be said. Admittedly as you will have read elsewhere in this blog, we are not a 24/7 hardcore lifestyle couple but more than enjoy the occasional hookup, we take our time selecting "Mr. Right", who 95% of the time turns out to be Mr. Wrong, why?

To explain: We frequently get emails and private picture requests from a wide range of guys, a large majority of whom could easily form the subject of many other blog posts. Seriously, try reading a few lines beyond the headline, if you don't fit the demographic, we're looking for then chances are you won't be receiving a reply.  But staying on track, if we like the look of someone's profile, we will either respond to their request to contact them or contact them first, all normal so far, you'd agree, right?

So, with the initial greetings and pleasantries dispensed with we'll correspond via email a few times, just to get a sense of their character. It's worth mentioning there tends to be some warning signs of their impending flakiness, the primary one is how the initial enthusiasm drops from instant replies to increasingly longer gaps between responses. Hey, we get it, you changed your mind, you likely got access to our private pictures but no biggie, just say you changed your mind and bow out gracefully, we won't be offended, we'll just appreciate your honesty.

But the guy we’re corresponding with confirms he’s open to meet in person. So far so good, at this point we drop the first bomb, usually in the form of: "So we'd really like to meet you for a coffee to see if we have some chemistry, how about Timmies next Tuesday at 7pm?"

A very large percentage of those "gagging for it" guys run straight for the hills when they read that reply, Holy shit! Woah! Stop the bus! These people are real swingers and are actually serious about meeting!

So, we never hear from that guy again, he presumably goes off collecting the private pictures of other unsuspecting folks while spanking the Monkey and endlessly fantasizing about you know, actually participating in the lifestyle in the physical sense.

Look we know it can be intimidating, been there, done that, but seriously, it's just for a simple chat over a cup of coffee or whatever. No-one is expecting you to drop the linen and start banging my wife on the counter at a Timmies on Sunday morning just as the congregation from St Pius is filing in fresh from listening to the morning sermon which just happened to be about the evils of fornication and coveting your neighbour's wife.

Then, on the very rare occasion that all the planets are in full alignment, World hunger has been solved & the entire Earth is at peace we finally find a guy that is real enough to actually willing to meet us for that simple cup of coffee. There, not so difficult, was it? If we hit it off, great we can move on to stage two, if we don't then that is of course totally ok, after all it's unrealistic to expect to like everyone. Just be honest, we really, really appreciate it, honesty, integrity and openness are right up there at the top of our list of favourite character traits. So please don't be the guy who informed us via email after the initial meeting that we are not a good match, (which is obviously fair enough) but then 6 months later start bombarding us with friend requests and asking for access to our private pictures, lol.
Erm, how about no!

Ok, bomb number two is in the bomb bay.

Quite often we won't hear back from the guy, yup, making that commitment to get naked scares some guys off. We won't hear back, so after a couple of days we'll send a message and yup, you guessed, radio silence, "ground control to Major Tom, where the fuck did you go"?

So where did he go? Perhaps back to the International Space Station or maybe he got called at short notice to go solve some penguin colony crisis in Antarctica where there is no cellular or internet access, who knows?

But what we do know is that, he suddenly did not have the time or inclination to engage in a highly erotic and very sexually charged threesome with us or a solo encounter with Alanna. 

One fairly recent adventure cultivated over nearly six weeks went south after we met the guy for coffee twice, the second time at his request after he wrote us an email explaining what he would love to do when we all got together at the hotel. So somewhat confidant he was for real we readily agreed to meet him even though we didn't have a lot of time due to another commitment. So after some small talk I pressed him a little to commit to a day to get together at a hotel in the near future.
He actually surprised us both when he started waffling on about his workload and how many quotes he had to do, and how tough it would be to find the time!

So he had basically wasted our time, we'd driven to meet him, despite the prior commitment we'd made to be elsewhere for an appointment only to be rewarded by his lack of ability to follow through, while essentially disrespecting us, nice. We drove away secure in the knowledge we wouldn't be hearing from him again and of course we were right, not that he would have received a reply. Honesty, openness, integrity, it means a lot...

Life is too short to spend time & effort chasing after flaky wannabe guys, so we’ve finally clued in and changed our strategy. Nowadays our swinger site ads make it very clear that only serious contenders need apply. If a potential fuck buddy contacts us, we’ll send him a message thanking him for his interest and suggesting a meet and greet within a couple of days. This is the first cut, a lot of guys flake at this step. If they message back, we’ll ask them to meet us at a place very convenient and close to where we live on a specific day and time. If they can’t make it, we’ll ask them to tell us when they can, we’re reasonable people after all, everyone is busy nowadays. This is the second cut, if they become evasive and non-committal, we thank them for their interest and move on. If the guy follows through and meets with us, we’ll confirm verbally there is a connection and ask for his cellphone number. If he has nothing to hide, (like an unsuspecting wife maybe) he’ll give us the number, then we’ll discuss and agree a date and time to do the deed. The last step is to ask him to book the hotel room and send us the confirmation. This is the third and (usually) final cut, if the guy really wants to get naked with my wife, (and who wouldn’t, lol), he’ll agree and make the financial commitment. By the way I always offer to pay half when he shows up at the hotel. This new strategy is still not guaranteed to work 100% of the time, but our success rate to actually meet people has increased substantially, resulting in a greater likelihood of there being a happy ending for all involved!

Ok, so to those single guy emails, seriously, just putting a few here for a little light relief, if you do happen to be the author of one of the not so good ones and are offended, just let me know and I'll get right on removing it, maybe, perhaps..
By the way I just copied and pasted these, no edits except those necessary to protect identities, my comments are in italics.

The Good.
Hi there, just read your profile and was pretty impressed. I live in xxxxxx, and I'm single separated professional man, I'm 54, don't even look 50, honest LOL. Would so love to meet people in xxxxxx, it's such a game in this lifestyle. I keep in shape, look after myself, love to be social and do a lot of outdoor things. I do smoke, not a lot, I don't have to though. I shall send my profile, and if at all interested I would love to hear from you. I'll keep my fingers crossed.

PS. Feel free to text or call 1-xxx-xxx-xxxx

Good enough to grab our attention, upfront, honest, and bonus! A working cellphone number, he got top marks and has bedded Alanna several times, you can read about him, (James), elsewhere on this site.

Hi there. I came across your profile and I am very intrigued. The female half looks stunning! I would like to get to know you two better and see where it might lead to. I am a 31 year old straight male, I am educated, polite, respectful, and really want to join a couple, especially one with a sexy lady. If you're interested please let me know. Look forward to hearing from you two. Cheers!

Nicely written, a little too young for us but..

Good day
Attractive professional male local xxxxxx/xxxx
Offering drama free NSA fun in threesome, foursome and if interested more some setting
Patience assured and expected. Willing to meet n explore the possibilities
Text direct xxx-xxx-xxxx for pic exchange.
Positive you will like what u see, and positive we can enjoy fun times. Laid back easy going friends first mentality. I respect and honour couple's relationship. Here to add not to disturb.
Cheers

Concise, to the point, almost perfect.

The Bad.

How are you's? How was your weekend? Very nice pics, like tosew more. I have you access to mine. I'm very interested. If you's are lets chat. Have a good day.  

We're not English majors but is it too much to ask to at least read what you wrote before hitting send?

Good morning

Two words, that's it, really? And he was expecting a reply?

So u guys wAnna chat a bit or am I just to young. I have pics if you like. I'm just looking to meet a nice couple.. This is all new to me so I'm hoping to find someone to teach me somethings

Hate to sound snobby but we’d rather teach you basic sentence construction before the sex education lesson begins.

The Ugly (and the last one is kinda creepy).

Please get back....
I come South often....
Well, you definatly won’t be going “South” with my Wife after that 7 word introduction.

 Last one. Creepy, creepy, creepy. I need a shower..

I would love to be discrete with all the perks and pleasures associated with me ultimately pleasing and satisfying you.I would like to establish something preferably where we are most comfy with each other and can be our wild selves.Lets leave the awkwardness at the door and let me treat you as a lady in the bedroom and have raw wild inhibited times together. Iam D and D free,non smoker ,respectful and fun .also very well grommed .I love to kiss ll ,I can send pics via email . You will get nothing but respect I love pleasing my partner .very interesting profile you have my attention I hope I have yours Email me xxxxxx@gmail.com I can email you my pics .thanks )P.s. I do have some squirting experience that's a amazing thing to do to a women . I know the difference between making love and fucking love to show you both I hope you reply.I can email my pic I need to be discrete because of my profession. please email me at xxxxxx@gmail.com.Im just searching for a play
 mate I'm very much a giver when it comes to sex.I can also hold a intelligent conversation .I'm looking for one not them all thanks for the time. I have a flexible time table so meeting isn't a problem.I would love to pleasure you..I really hope you take a chance and reply.?I will drive to you and I'm available..love to show you a great time.I'm married she doesn't like sex her and I have talked I told her I was looking else where. She said have fun with that but I don't wanna here about it .so if you call that cheating I hope not? I'm really looking for one on one at least until I'm comfortable I have never been with a couple so a bit nervous that's as honest as I can be .thanks for your time so far.

Not even sure where to begin with this one, lots of content but try reading it, and yikes, we're so creeped out.
Having "raw wild inhibited sex" doesn't sound like too much fun either, lol..

Mike and Alanna.